SLOPPY, SLOPPY SECONDS
To this day, this was the longest one shot train ride I have made, fuck Texas is huge. I was on the back of a unit for three fuckin days and by the second day I was out of smokes. This is when riding a train sucks. Get me the fuck off here! I was happy when I rolled into the big easy. I couldn’t help myself and I knew that I would probably go to jail here but I loved this city and this time was no exception. mI think it was a week before I ended up with another fuckin bracelet around my wrist. Me and this really ugly chick, who I probably would have ended up fucking, and it would have been another one of those stories of “what the fuck did I do last night,” but didn’t happen because I went to jail, phew that was close. Anyway me and her were panning on Bourbon and a couple hippy looking motherfuckers come up to us and asked if we wanted to buy some pure LSD “fuckin right” except I had no money. I told him to let me see it and the dumb fuck pass...