SUP L.A.

 He was going to Anaheim, which is just south of L.A. so when I got there I had to take a two hour ride back north into Hollywood.I found Syd and Lance on Hollywood Boulevard, and I was super happy that I was really in L.A. I couldn’t believe I was really there.

  Just before we had shown up there had been a big squat fire that killed a kid that Syd had known. It was either set by skinheads or the other theory was that he had left candles burning. Syd and I ran into the dead guy’s sister in Montreal a couple years later which was weird. She started to preach to us about leaving candles lit and passing out.

  Hollywood wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be, I thought. If you had money it would be different. We couldn’t sit on the boulevard and pan because it was illegal. They had what we called the green shirts, they were a bunch of retired L.A.P.D that walked around and harassed the street kids and gave us tickets.  They were fuckin dicks!

  One of the stories that I’ll take to the grave with me was the day we were all sitting in the alley drinking and there was a music video shoot on the go. Anyway, there was one scene where this girl had to run and she was running towards us so on the first take she starts running and all of a sudden her bikini top somehow falls down and out pops her humongous titties. We all starting whooping and hollering “Fuck yeah baby!” The girl’s all embarrassed and shit. It was funny as hell. Better yet, it happened the exact same way on the next take! Funny shit man.

  I remember one night Syd was giving Lance a blow job right on Hollywood boulevard and he asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. The more I traveled with Syd the more I was starting to fall for her. I told him no but in the back of my mind I wanted her all to myself. It was maybe a couple days after that I found myself drinking alone with her. Lance was probably passed out drunk somewhere, but I ended up fucking her and it was really fuckin good sex too. I felt like a big piece of shit for doing that but I couldn’t help myself. I was in love with this girl. It was the first timeI could say I was in love and to this day I haven’t felt this way about any other girl. Not even close. She’s the only girl to ever give me a pair of blue balls too. Fuck they hurt!

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